The Decoy Mailer
A loud mailer from a company that does not exist, $19.99 with US shipping. Inside: a fake order confirmation with no amounts on it, one small flat gag and a reveal card. Every brand is invented. The outside shows only the brand name and a tagline.
Tuesday Night Power Ballad Society
Your solo has been scheduled
$19.99Hemorrhoid Pillow Appreciation Society
Today's selection: The Donut
$19.99Toenail Collectors Society
Welcome, new collector
$19.99Discount Hair Plugs Direct
Your follicle sample has arrived
$19.99Loud Chewers Anonymous
Welcome packet, please open quietly
$19.99Beginner Taxidermy By Mail
Your starter kit: The Squirrel
$19.99Clown Academy Admissions
Congratulations, you are in
$19.99The Reply All Association
Lifetime member card enclosed
$19.99Mullet Maintenance Society
Business in front. Paperwork in back.
$19.99Weekend Dads Drum Circle
Your bongos have shipped
$19.99