Petty Mail
The card itself is the petty act. Send it to someone you love being annoyed at. No glitter, no mess, mailed for you and pen addressed, with US shipping included.
Greeting cards, $5.99
Congratulations on being right
Inside: Once. I wrote down the date.
$5.99, or $12.99 with glitterHappy birthday to someone who still owes me $14
Inside: Cash is fine. So is remorse.
$5.99, or $12.99 with glitterSorry I was right
Inside: It will happen again.
$5.99, or $12.99 with glitterThank you for the advice
Inside: I did the opposite. It went great.
$5.99, or $12.99 with glitterHappy anniversary of the thing you said you would fix
Inside: No rush. It has only been a year.
$5.99, or $12.99 with glitterThinking of you
Inside: Mostly about what you said in 2017.
$5.99, or $12.99 with glitterPostcards, $4.99
Greetings from the Moral High Ground
Greetings from the Moral High Ground. The view is great.
$4.99Grudge National Park
Grudge National Park. Established the day you borrowed my charger.
$4.99Visit scenic Petty
Visit scenic Petty. Population: me.
$4.99Postcard from The Last Word
Postcard from The Last Word. Finally made it.
$4.99Having a wonderful time
Having a wonderful time. Unrelated to your absence. Probably.
$4.99Weather is fine
Weather is fine. Still not over it.
$4.99Parody notices, $6.99
Every notice comes from an invented issuer and says Novelty item. Not a real document. No amounts due, no deadlines, no seals.
Certificate of Participation in an Argument You Lost
The Society of People Who Were Right
$6.99Passive Aggression Checklist
The Institute of Subtle Hints
$6.99Receipt for Emotional Labor
The Listening Desk
$6.99Diploma, University of I Told You So
University of I Told You So
$6.99Boarding Pass, Guilt Trip, One Way
Guilt Trip Air
$6.99Warranty Card for This Friendship
The Friendship Warranty Company
$6.99